I Shot Menezes
It's good to know our bobbies are protecting us all from evil Brazilian electricians. i_shot_menezes.mp3
Lyrics available here.
Now I'm 64
Heather Mills-McCartney has hopped it. Poor old Paul's just turned sixty-four. What a golden opprtunity! now_im_64.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
More Gillian McKeith
After my favurite charlatan's lawyers got shitty, I thought I'd show my love for the Scottish shit-sniffer with another song drgillian.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
Cameron the Creep
The latest dolt t enter the revolving door of the Conservative Party leadership, David Cameron, seems to want to show us he's cool and trendy. He told Sue Lawley that he loves Radiohead, so I reworked "Creep" in his honour.
Lyrics available here.
Gillian McKeith
has a genuine, bona fide dotorate. Oh yes indeedy. Click here for the song that DOCTOR M's lawyers all in a tizzy. Wankers.
Flash version here; Lyrics here
Captain Birdseye
A song about the dangers of out-of-date frozen foods. captainbirdseye.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
Bulimian Rhapsody
Not the first with this title, it turns out. Click here for my take. (5Mb MP3)
Lyrics available here.
James Blunt - rhyming slang?
I can't believe anyone takes the man seriously.
Anyway, here's my, ahem, tribute to hi shit single. You're Gullible. (3Mb MP3)
Lyrics available here.
The very model of a modern Labour minister
My song about Charles Clarke's ID Card scheme. idcardsong.mp3 (2MB). Singalong songsheet here.
Camilla Queen
A musical tribute to Mrs Chuck Windsor. camillaqueen.mp3 (4MB, contains kazoos). Singalong songsheet here.