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Whistling is Real Fun

Fred Lowery remixed.
Real Fun
Big Beat-ish take on the 1940s whistling tuition scene. Take a big, deep breath like this...

The Exxon Files

ExxonMobil is the world's biggest publicly-listed oil company, and it seems they're not averse to spending their money on some pretty dodgy publicity. This Flash animation, made for Friends of the Earth, shows Exxon hiring the Federal Bureau of Inconvenience to silence their critics.
Click here, and cue spooky music...

The Audio Mangle

I finally got around to putting up a site to pimp my Sound Design business, The Audio Mangle. If you're in the market for music, sound effects, voice-overs and the like, please get in touch via the website. Examples of work, client list and testimonials, and contact details are all there. Thanks!

Let There Be Man

The Gospel According to St. Angus the Young
Let There Be Man - A wee poke at Young Earth Creationists. Darwin straps on his cherry-red SG and duck-walks into history.
Lyrics here.

Revo Disco Cat!

Revo - I did the disco beats for this new web toy. Groovy, baby. Get your moggy dancing, bewigged, bespectacled, behatted, beegees(?)

It's the End of the Health Service, Hewitt

(and you feel fine).
Clement Attlee's grave has become a major source of renewable power, thanks to the dynamo-inducing efforts of Patsy Hewitt and her DoH cohorts. And we know a song about that. It's the End of the Health Service, Hewitt. A sing-along song sheet is available HERE - take a deep breath...

What a Carve-up!

Those lovable rascals at the World Bank are bending over backwards to help out the people of the Democratic Republic of Congo, by supporting the chaps who want to chop down the rainforest there in return for, essentially, bugger-all. Animation made for Greenpeace by eclectech; score and soundtrack by me. What a Carve-up!

Baloney M(MC)

More stuff about MMC, this time to a funky disco backbeat. Yeah.
Created under my new alter-ego, "Mr Beige" on Dr Rant, and charting the downs and downs of a shafted junior doctor, it's Baloney M(MC)

A couple of songs for Patricia Hewitt

The Department of Health has decided that the best way to provide more trained doctors in UK hospitals is to, er, reduce the number of doctors in training. I can't quite work out the arithmetic there, so in my confusion I did a couple of songs instead. Study for Nothing, and Big Yellow Tax Money Pissed Down The Drain. Enjoy! And please SIGN THE PETITION to get rid of Patsy. Ta!

One Heartbeat

A song and video for Valentine's Day. Features furniture sex.
MP3 here
Flash animation here
Lyrics here.

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