Real Fun
1940s whistlemeister Fred Lowery remixed. Real Fun.
It's The End Of The Health Service, Hewitt
(and you feel fine). It's The End Of The Health Service, Hewitt.
Lyrics available here.
Baloney M(MC)
Get your bad self down to this disco dig at Patricia Hewitt's loony plans. baloney_m_mc.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
Study For Nothing
Having a bit of a run on the Department of Health just lately. Here's a song about chucking doctors out of their jobs to "increase the efficiency" of the NHS. Eh? studyfornothing.mp3. That version contains naughty words, so the radio edit is here.
Sweary lyrics available here; clean ones available here
Big Yellow Tax Money Pissed Down The Drain
So, what is a government to do with £2 billion worth of trained doctors? That's right - sack the buggers! It's the only language they understand. Remember: Education, Education, Education. mmc.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
Disco Outfreakage
Bruce Bickford is a mad genius. He also comes out with some pearls of strangeness, a couple of which are sampled here in this ambient tribute to the man and his clay monsters. disco_outfreakage.mp3.
No lyrics sheet - you can probably work it out for yourself.
One Heartbeat
Um, a song about, er, well - listen. one_heartbeat.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
Goody Goody Dumb Dumb
Useless fucking cow. goody.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
Monkey Man
Bit of a break from the vitriol - here's a jolly song about a man with a monkey. monkeyman.mp3.
Lyrics available here.
I Shot Menezes
It's good to know our bobbies are protecting us all from evil Brazilian electricians. i_shot_menezes.mp3
Lyrics available here.