I Just Wanna Look At Your Poo - a tribute to that horrendous McKeith woman
The mp3 of this song can be downloaded HERE.Gillian McKeith's Song
I don’t want you to eat no pies I think you can Photosynthesise Though I haven’t Got a clue I just want to look at your poo, At your poo, oooooow at your poo. ***After hearing from her lawyers, these lines have been deleted and we acknowledge that Gillian McKeith's PhD is, of course, as real as any other gained through the former American Holistic College of Nutrition's correspondence courses.*** What to chew And now I get to look at your poo At your poo, ahh, at your poo. And I can tell by the way your faeces sinks And I can tell by the way your faeces stinks And I can tell by the way that your faeces looks That you oughta keep buying my deluded books I can sell you Things to eat Made of seaweed and raw baked wheat Cos I’ll settle For your spew But I’d prefer to look at your poo At your poo, oooo, at your poo. You can watch me On the box You can pay me For detox What I tell you Isn’t true But it keeps me looking at your poo At your poo, MMMMM at your poo