James Twunt - You're Gullible
The mp3 of this songFollowing a legal threat from one of Mr Blunt's publishers, I've been forced to take down the mp3 of this song for the time being. Hooray for the UK's (apparent lack of) parody laws.
But here are the words anyway. You know the tune - sing along!
My voice is silly and My songs are poor You'll keep on listening To this manure The press say I'm a genius And you'd never question that Just keep on buying my CD Although it's utter crap You're gullible, you're gullible you're gullible, it's true you saw my face on a CD case And the next thing that you knew You had joined the brainwashed queue Yeah, you saw reviews in the national news The marketing was beautiful, you could not refuse And though my whining sets your teeth on edge You've convinced yourself that I'm the best thing since sliced bread You're gullible, you're gullible You're gullible, it's true You saw my face on a CD case And you knew just what to do Now you own a coaster too You're gullible; you're gullible It's pitiful but true There must be an agent with a smile on his face, When he thought of all the sheep like you. But it's time to face the truth, I will always be quite poo