Captain Birdseye
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Coming out of my fridge And it's a portion of slime Gotta choke it all down Because it's outta date It started out as a fish How did it end up like this? It was only a fish It was only a fish Now I'm taking a bite And I'm starting to gag If this salmon is smoked It's been done with a fag Now I'm going to bed And my stomach is sick Wish that I'd never fed But I'm starting to retch now It's all down my vest now Let me go And I just can't cook It's killing me And making me throw Endlessly Churning stuff out of the sea Gurning up with E. Coli Choking on your ocean pie But it's just the price I pay Porcelain is calling me Retching up my weak insides Like Captain Birdseye